MAD Monkey Hostel Nacpan Beach

A very good party hostel. The rooms are adequate and the bathrooms are adequate. The beach is spectacular.

Great party hotel with a great atmosphere every night!

We have never experienced such a nightmare during our stay in the Philippines! The hotel is terrible! Well, first of all, it does not match the description! This is not an improved room on the 1st floor, and there is no 28 m2 there either! IT IS VERY SMALL. This is the attic of a barracks, the 2nd floor is up the emergency stairs! We almost broke our legs! The room is small, except for the bed and a strange box in the corner without shelves or hangers, there is nothing there. During the day, this attic heats up so much that you will suffocate at night! The music blares all night like in a nightclub, not a hotel! You will not be allowed to sleep, mind you. THERE IS NO HOT WATER! AT ALL! The breakfast included in the reservation is generally trash. At least they did not disgrace themselves. They do not even give you anything to wash down the food with. You can only choose one thing, an egg, damn, something else, I can’t remember! The sockets in the room are broken. Even with an adapter, the unit does not hold, it falls out! The mattress is sagging, it stinks and is old. There is no mattress cover, you sleep right on it. Thin linen made of synthetics. The staff is ABSOLUTELY not interested in helping you! They just walk around nodding and smiling, essentially NOTHING!!! We have lived in many places, and taken rooms 3 times cheaper, but we have never encountered such a bottom. Avoid. And also, if you want to go on tours, the tricycle asks for 1200 pesos one way. It is very far from all civilization! Nothing around, only dogs, chickens and cows! Cockroaches were running everywhere, in the restaurant, as they positioned it, we did not eat, of course! And at night we were bitten by bedbugs! Thank you very much A COMPLETE NIGHTMARE