Spa Hotels in Trouville-sur-Mer

I visited this hotel and spa back in 2019. The experience was then decent. With the re-opening of the Spa in late 2023, I decided to give it another go. What a huge mistake. I did book a room with a ”cycle équilibre” program of treatments and was really looking forward to my experience, especially in the light of the fact that the package (hotel and spa treatments) costed about €2,500. Arriving at the hotel was a non-experience. There was only one person at the check-in desk doing her best on a busy day. Being a Platinum member of Accor, I had no expectation of anything (Accor All probably being the worst loyalty hotel programme around). But it was odd not to have any polite mention of acknowledgment of membership along those lines : ”Thank you for being a loyal member. We are aware that as a Platinum member, you may be entitled for a room upgrade. However, at this time, we are unable to offer you one and we are sorry about it but we do value your custom”. Only ”have you been here before”, ”yes”, ”here is your key”. And what about the spa treatment programme : ”go and see the spa about it”... The room was decent but extraordinarily small. The open bathroom in the middle of the room is really not a great experience. The meals were very nice but service was extraordinarily slow (and the waiters would readily acknowledge it). However, it was the spa experience that was the worst : the ”programme” was nothing more than a mix and match of treatments offered with absolutely zero consistency. My first treatment was a computer assessment of general heatlth. The therapist had no knowledge of how it all worked and the session ended up being her reading out what the computer was generating and offering silly advice (to sleep better, go to bed at consistent hours... really?). Some treatments were unavailable (you would be notified while waiting for the treatment outside the room - ”oh sorry, the computer does not work” or ”cryo is unavailable”. As for the wet treatments, where to start ??? the therapists were obvisouly very yound and untrained (or recently trained). Most of them had absolutely no idea what they were doing. The whole experience turned out to be such a stressful experience and I ended up cancelling (without a refund) my last treatment as I got fed up with the really low level of professionnal standards of this spa. This gives the impression that the spa was upgraded merely to generate more profit but not to improve customers' experience. I will never return. I am not surprised. Accor Thalasso locations have been a real mess in recent years Dinard location left the Accor brand, Novotel Le Touquet is an unpleasant factory. Other Thalasso are getting old and not paying enough attention to customers' satisfaction. The only Accor location still worth a visit is Quiberon.