Khuzhir Hotels with Wifi

"This hotel is legendary, and so are its reviews. Let me start by saying that at the reception, we were shown a sign that read, 'Tourist tax: 1% of the booking value,' and we were asked for 200₽. We're not stingy, but the hotel cost 13,000₽, so 1% of that is 130₽. When we asked the administrator, 'How did this happen, and is everything correct?' they yelled at us and said, 'We rounded up. Other hotels, by the way, charge 100₽ per person per day, and here we only rounded up to 200₽.' Oh well, it's not that big of a deal. The room we booked was called 'Karamel,' but they checked us into a room called 'Lord.' When we asked, 'Is everything correct here?' they responded, 'Maa'am, just look, they're identical! Why are you complaining?' Alright, fine. About the room: The room has absolutely everything. Let's start with the door, which conveniently opens into the wall, creating an additional opportunity for a hug at the entrance. The unique atmosphere with a view of Lake Baikal and small construction worker trailers provides a wonderful sense of solitude and tranquility. The rooms are equipped with a shower, whose door, when opened, creates a melodious jingle with the ceramic sink. The showerhead conveniently fits into your hand using the 'nowhere else to put it' technology. Water adjustment from 'ouch, hot' to 'brrr, cold' happens instantly. For your convenience in storing shampoos, towels, and creams, the floor and door are provided – there are NO shelves. The faucet operates on a 'whatever it feels like' system, like a motion sensor in a mall. The water temperature from the faucet is 'moderately cool' and cannot be regulated. I'd like to specifically mention the toilet, which is a 'gallyun' type, designed for a gentle swaying sensation on the waves of Baikal (the toilet is not fixed). The room itself is fine and standard; we slept wonderfully. For boring evenings, there's a TV with an antenna, but believe me, the best show for you will be the sounds of your neighbors. To increase friendliness and lift your spirits, you can chat with your neighbors without leaving your room. Very convenient. The parking lot for cars is equipped with healing mud for your tires and sneakers. All in all, I recommend it. You'll love it!"

"Facilities: Public restrooms, prices similar to those in the city center. Bicycles are available for 300 baht per hour, or 1000 baht for unlimited use. Hygiene: Clean and hygienic, with a pleasant fragrance upon entering. Environment: The interior is nice, but the exterior is all dirt roads. The location is rather remote, far from the main road and restaurants. Service: The owner, Mike, provides excellent service. He and his family prepare the meals, and English is fluent."