Louvre Museum Guide | 3-Hour Tour, Leave with a Smile!

| 3-Hour Tour, Leave with a Smile! 🌟 (Includes map and tips to avoid getting lost and art fatigue) 🚶♂️Route Overview: Against the Flow The Louvre is about the size of six football fields, so if you think you can see it all in one day, you're dreaming 🤯. Follow my "treasures + hidden gems" route, and in just 3 hours, you'll be an art expert! 👇 🔍First Stop: Denon Wing, Ground Floor - The Famous Faces Mona Lisa (Room 711) • Tip: As soon as the Louvre opens, run straight here! Otherwise, by the afternoon, the crowd will be as dense as the people in "Along the River During the Qingming Festival" 👫👭👬. • Comment: The painting is as small as a phone screen, but the security around it is as tight as bodyguards around a celebrity. When you see her mysterious smile, you can't help but wonder: Is this it? 🤨 But you still say, "Since I'm here, I must take a photo!" • Hidden Gem: The "Wedding at Cana" opposite is huge, and it feels like Mona Lisa is secretly competing: Who's the real star? 😏 Winged Victory of Samothrace (Top of the Stairs) • Pose Interpretation: Look at that aura, she's a queen, wings fluttering, as if she can turn the tide 💨! • Photo Tip: Stand on the stairs like the Winged Victory, and caption your social media post: "Today's wind speed is 5, but my hairstyle is still perfect!" 🌪️ 🦵Second Stop: Sully Wing, First Floor - Sculpture Lovers' Paradise Venus de Milo (Room 346) • Fun Fact: Believe it or not, when Venus was first discovered, she was like a street vendor's item. A farmer found her and accidentally broke her arm... 💔 • Imaginary Conversation: A curious tourist asks, "How did you lose your hand?" Venus coolly replies, "Guess?" (smile fades.jpg) Code of Hammurabi (Room 227) • Pretend to Understand: Stare at the hammer and figures 👨⚖️, then confidently say, "Oh~ this is ancient law! An eye for an eye, right!" But when you look closer, the text is too small to read, so you have to leave 👋. 🏃♀️Third Stop: Richelieu Wing, Second Floor - Paintings + Versailles Liberty Leading the People (Room 700) • Passionate Commentary: Look, the woman in the painting raises the flag, charging towards Paris, but her fallen comrades lie at her feet... 🇫🇷💥 • Imitation: Raise your phone as a flagpole, and cosplay the meme - Liberty Leading the Selfie! 🤳 Napoleon's Apartments (Room 544) • Versailles Literature: The room is so gold it blinds you! Napoleon seems to say, "Low-key, low-key, I just covered the entire palace in gold leaf~" ✨ • Couch Potato: Collapse on the couch, pretending to be a noble, thinking, "What should I eat at Versailles tonight?" but your legs are already exhausted 😇. 🍰Mid-Tour Snack • Angelina Café (Denon Wing): Order a steaming hot chocolate, instantly recharged, the sweet taste makes you forget how small the "Mona Lisa" is 🍫. • Secret Bench: In a corner of the Sully Wing stairs, when you sit down, play the song "Grateful Heart" in your mind 🙏. 💡Survival Tips • Tickets 🎫: Be sure to book in advance on the official website! This way, you won't have to queue, just walk right in. • Gear 👟: Dress comfortably, like you're going to run a marathon, because no one wants to retrace their steps on this art journey. • Map 🗺️: Download the official Louvre app, and even the most directionally challenged can become a GPS expert! If you get lost, here's a tip: run in the opposite direction of the tour groups! 🎨Hidden Gems • "Sphinx's Beard" (Room 338): Poor Sphinx, its beard was taken as a "souvenir"... 🐾 • Mummy Unboxing (Room 337): Not for the faint-hearted, but if you go, post on social media, and you'll easily get 100+ likes 👻. 📣Final Advice The Louvre is like a giant "human art confusion scene," some people can admire a painting for 5 hours, while others just take a quick photo and leave. Your mission is simple: find the artwork that makes you say "Wow," and then... just stare at it in awe! 🤩 (This guide ends here, but don't forget to take a cool "Tower of Heaven" photo at the glass pyramid!) 📸✨