Laid-Back Lakefront Luxury Near Bay & Beach: Welcome To Wiseacre!

Just say no to another generic bare-bones short-term rental. Welcome to Wiseacre Estate, an expansive Coastal Virginia retreat reminiscent of 1950s Las Vegas. This whimsical 4,000 sf Mid-Century Modern pad provides a relaxing escape from the rat race, with 2 guest bedrooms & en-suite bath, a cavernous 800 sf great room, gourmet kitchen, dining table for 8, hot tub, porch & patios, all on one level. Rejuvenate on 3 acres of landscaped grounds directly on Lake Whitehurst (freshwater fishing). > Our award-winning short-term rental is a HOME-SHARE. This means your Superhost lives at the property. I am typically in my office, allowing you access to all spaces. Think of it like having a butler on-call in a fully stocked home. Please see our 495+ five-star reviews. > 2 private bedrooms with queen beds, one with smart TV. They share an updated jack & jill bath w/step-in shower. Additional sleeping options for large families and groups available in the Great Room. > Full use of kitchen & appliances. Coffee & tea. > Hot Tub within all-season porch (robes & towels provided), 2 outdoor terraces. > Keyless self-entry, WiFi, unlimited off-street parking. Amazon Alexa. > Curated furnishings, vintage collectibles and an ever-evolving art collection. > 420-friendly. Space outdoors to enjoy. > LOCATION: Virginia Beach oceanfront is a 15-minute drive. 5 minutes to Chesapeake Bay; Richmond 90 minutes door to door; DC is 3 hours away. > FREE entrance to Norfolk Botanical Garden for up to 6 guests! PLEASE NOTE > NO VISITORS to the home other than those booked overnight, without discussing before arrival. > Guests only. NO WEDDINGS OR EVENTS. > Sorry, Wiseacre is no longer pet-friendly. Too many howling dogs with social anxiety. About pets:No pets allowed, service animals permitted.Pets allowed on a case by case basis. Extra fee..About checkOut:Check out before 11:00 AM.About children:Children allowed: ages 0-17.About customRules:This is a home-share, meaning I live in the home and am present during your stay. Think of it as having a butler/facilities manager on call..Only guests booked via VRBO are allowed on the property, unless discussed with your host..About checkIn:Check in after 2:00 PM.About smoking:Smoking allowed: in designated areas.Allowed outdoors on terrace, patio. 420-friendly.About minBookingAge:Minimum age to rent: 21.About events:No events allowed.Events must be discussed w/host before booking..