Hotel Monte Carlo

We visited the Monte Carlo hotel today for a drink on the terrace. We made the expedition with the intention of looking around the hotel to see if it would suit us for our next visit to Madeira in the autumn. I ordered a Campari and soda, my husband a Coca Cola. There was no soda water so I asked for fizzy water instead. Our drinks arrived promptly and we enjoyed them while taking in the splendid views. The bill came to €9.00 and when I paid with a €10.00 note the waiter asked if I wanted my change. I have never experienced this in all my visits to Madeira and I was quite surprised as we usually leave a tip of our own choice on the table when we leave. Unfortunately we decided this is not the hotel for us and will not be returning.

Absolutely loved this place !! But beware. !! Not for the faint hearted. !! Room 35 recommended but we didn't get that one. Supermarket 500 meters away for supplies. Pool with eagles and cruise ships. This must be the most value for money offer going.

My recent stay at Monte Carlo ‘Hotel’ was nothing short of diabolical. From the moment we entered our assigned hotel room, we were greeted by an offensive odor that permeated the air. The room itself was far from what we had paid for, as the hotel management failed to even provide a basic double bed, let alone a comfortable and clean one. The overall state of the room was appalling, with tatty, old furnishings and an undeniable lack of cleanliness. The breakfast experience was equally disheartening. This was the most cheapest quality breakfast we’ve ever come across, with the poorest quality bread, fruit which was past its used by date, and very below standard. Despite informing the hotel reception of our dietary restrictions, our requests were blatantly disregarded. The kitchen staff's lack of hygiene while handling food was not only unprofessional but also deeply concerning. Whilst we were waiting for clean cups to be brought out the Indian worker in the kitchen was picking his spots blatantly in front of us, and thereafter cutting the fruit. Furthermore, the hotel's misleading claim of Wi-Fi availability only in public areas reflects a lack of transparency and fails to meet the expectations of modern travelers. The hotel's location also proved to be inconvenient and misrepresented. The uphill trek from the town center, compounded by the lack of accessibility from the airport bus, made reaching the hotel a cumbersome ordeal. This crucial information was conveniently omitted from the hotel's marketing materials, leading to a significant inconvenience for guests. But that wasn’t all, even to get to the rooms most of which are in outbuildings. You have to treck up and down in the outer space of the property to get your to your room potentially. To top it all off, the absence of hot water from the outset of our stay, followed by a sudden disconnection without prior notice ‘from the owners’ was utterly unacceptable. The management's failure to communicate such a fundamental issue l prompted by ourselves to front desk ‘Pedro’ further demonstrates a lack of consideration for customer experience. In addition to these issues, upon arrival at the hotel, we were surprised to find notices in the lift stating that no outside food or drink could be brought into the hotel. This policy meant that if guests wanted to sit on the terrace and have a drink or a cup of tea or coffee when returning to their rooms, there were no facilities available. Furthermore, the complete lack of professionalism and accountability displayed by the hotel's management was equally distressing. Instead of addressing our legitimate concerns, the management seemed more interested in self indulgence on the terrace and consuming alcohol. When we expressed our profound disappointment with the numerous issues we encountered, they even went so far as to suggest that we leave the property. On the third day of our stay, the situation reached an even more disconcerting level when the o

Excellent Great experience from hotel owners Francisco and Rita to the staff Pedro on reception and Harry on Bar. Fantastic views from outside terrace and roof top pool This is an old building with lots of character and charm, so don't expect all the modern amenities 5 minutes walk into old town centre

This was the worst hotel experience ever. Room - very hot, stall, and stunk, no air con and only window in room opened onto small 4x2 enclosed courtyard which was roasting again airless and mosquito and ant infested. Ants throughout room with old trap in hall between bedroom and bathroom. Air in room so bad and hot I was sick in the night. Room infested with mosquitos due to window being open on our arrival, and unable to sleep due to heat and being bitten (despite repellant). Bathroom - bath had multiple rust spots, and shower not much more than a trickle. Breakfast - flies everywhere No dining past breakfast and closest restaurants within a mile, but very twisty roads/pavements where located and no sat nav difficult to use in area/very easy to get lost. Staff not very helpful. Very dated hotel and badly needs upgraded. We stayed only one night, and moved to alternative hotel, but charged for all nights.