My Swiss Alps family trip was a disaster! These 3 things made me cry and extend my stay

Sisters! I bravely took my child to the Bürgenstock Hotel & Alpine Spa🏔️, but the little monster turned me into an "Alpine porter"! This nanny-level guide is seemingly a warning, but actually a recommendation. After reading it, you can save three oxygen tanks—— 💣[Pitfall 1] The mountain road is so wild that it's like special forces training! After taking a boat, we changed to a funicular and then a shuttle bus. My child got so carsick that they fed their cookies to the swans on Lake Lucerne… But the second I opened the window and saw the snow-capped mountains soaking in the morning mist… I'm sorry, I can't pretend anymore😭 (⚠️Must bring: Hawthorn berries! Stuff them in your child's mouth when the mountain cable car turns around many times to prevent vomiting and act as a "human candy jar") 💣[Pitfall 2] The pool is so beautiful it's infuriating! The ins-popular high-altitude pool is crowded with people, and my child splashed water and wet a nouveau riche's gold watch… But when the glass reflected the colorful lights of Lake Lucerne at sunset… I suddenly understood why Audrey Hepburn chose to get married here (🌌Hidden surprise: Teach your child to fold angel wings with a bath towel and be asked to teach by the couple next door) 💣[Pitfall 3] The spa is so wild it's like traveling back to the Middle Ages! The century-old spa center doesn't allow children under 12 to enter, and my child cried and wanted to "blow up the marble walls"... But then we discovered a pine cone rain on the mountain behind the hotel… I suddenly understood the Swiss "free-range philosophy" (🎿Dark operation: Describe picking up pine cones as "elf currency" so your child hoards half a schoolbag to buy ice cream) 🏔️Intense family experience ▪️Cable car viewing competition: Count the pointed snow-capped mountains that pass by. The loser becomes a snow monster mount for the child ▪️Stargazing detective class: Lie in bed and teach your child to recognize the Big Dipper, but your child points to the satellite and says it's an "alien takeout" ▪️Century-old elevator cosplay: Pretend to travel back to 1903, and your child asks, "Why isn't there a scan code button?" ⚠️Bloody advice 1️⃣Don't wear high heels! The century-old stone road is so slippery you'll do the splits, and your toes will dig out the outline of the Jungfrau 2️⃣Bring ten packs of heat packs! The night wind at an altitude of 1,500m is like an ice knife, and your down jacket is welded to your body 3️⃣Lock in 6am! Take over the empty high-altitude pool and photograph your child like a modern version of 《Heidi》 🍫Foodie radar ▫️A certain chef's cheese fondue: Freshly cooked around the corner of the lounge, the aroma of wine makes your child's face red like a small apple ▫️Mysterious uncle's chocolate tower: Hidden in the sled rest stop, it's so sweet that squirrels come to peep in groups ▫️Hidden way to eat: Hot chocolate mixed with snow water, named "Alpine Fairy Drink" by the child 🚠Surrounding walking guide ▫️Lake Lucerne duck feeding competition (buy feed at the pier) The child screams as the swans snatch food ▫️Century-old elevator secret room (top floor observation deck) Teach your child to pose as a "time traveler" and be asked to take photos by tourists ▫️Snow mountain hiking treasure hunt (trail behind the hotel) Find the rock that looks most like a chocolate bar. Your child says, "This is the mountain god's snack store" When your child points to the sea of clouds and says, "This is the giant's cotton candy machine," you suddenly understand the happiness of the rich! Even the pine needles here seem to be inlaid with crystals… It is recommended to bring a glass jar to store the sound of the wind on the top of the snow mountain as a sleep aid! @All European mothers, I would like to call this wave of snow mountain attacks the ceiling of childhood memories❄️ (🌠Chasing light code: Sneak into the spa center at dawn! Wrapped in a bathrobe, watch the Milky Way fall into Lake Lucerne. Your child suddenly says, "The stars are swimming in the lake!")