Just escaped from a cliff in Dali! These 3 pits turn your kids into Erhai elves

Families, who understands! I took my 5-year-old to venture into the Six Senses · Sea East Cliff Hotel, but was kidnapped by the "sea monster" to be a young hostage 😭 This broken cliff almost made me write a divorce agreement on the spiral staircase!!! 🚗 Transportation Horror I went crazy the moment I drove into Haidong Town! The kid used the seat belt as a slingshot, and the milk bottle accurately hit the rearview mirror😭 But the second I saw the cliff hotel—the red walls and yellow tiles were like a castle airlifted from North Africa, and the human cub suddenly mutated: "Mom, is this made by Aladdin's magic lamp?!" 🏨 Immortal-level Check-in Experience ▪️The infinity water view deck turns into a water splashing festival! The kid held a Dyson hair dryer as a water gun, soaking three groups of Internet celebrities taking pictures ▪️The spiral staircase stages Fast and Furious! Running barefoot eighteen times back and forth, white socks turned into camouflage socks ▪️The cliff restaurant triggers a food war! Throwing the macarons from the complimentary afternoon tea as darts, hitting the pearl earrings of the lady at the next table ⚠️ Blood and Tears Avoidance Warning 1️⃣The smart toilet becomes a fountain show! The kid pressed the flush button 18 times, and the water splashed on my silk pajamas 2️⃣The sea view floor-to-ceiling window is a magnet! The human cub sticks his entire face to the glass to look at Cangshan Mountain, leaving oily human-shaped seals 3️⃣The hot spring gift box becomes a biochemical weapon! Bath salts are scattered all over the bathroom floor, slipping out of a Thomas full spin, alarming the butler 📸 Photo Shoot Shura Field The suspender skirt straps were torn into swings by the baby! The straw woven bag became an insect catching artifact, the only decent photo was the ferocious expression of the baby gnawing on instant noodles (it is recommended to bring ten spare silk scarves!) 🌊 Native-level Survival Secrets (exchanged for facial masks) 1️⃣Afternoon tea should grab the window seat! One hour before sunset, the golden light will pass through Wenbi Village and sprinkle on Erhai Lake 2️⃣Secretly hide Ultraman cards! The smart toilet remote control can be exchanged for half an hour of peace 3️⃣Bring a bag of fish food! Strolling on the path behind the hotel can encounter wild ponds, and the koi are fatter than those in Shuanglang 4️⃣Recite three Bai proverbs to exchange for desserts! "Wind, Flower, Snow, and Moon" can make the chef give an extra serving of Rushan cheese 🗺️ Niche Ultimate Easter Eggs (Shh!) 👉🏻The corner of the spiral staircase hides Yang Yang's same photo spot! Taking a side shot with the baby in your arms instantly turns into a magazine cover 👉🏻The infinity water deck at six in the morning has a morning mist blind box! You may encounter the spectacle of Cangshan "wearing a hat" 👉🏻The seventh tree hole in the villa area is home to a squirrel family! Feeding pine cones can trigger a furry ball bowing easter egg Now I am urged by the baby every day to ask "when will I be the Erhai Dragon King again", this broken hotel has raised the parent-child threshold to the magic world! The point is—🏨Cliff gameplay is really great: ✅Teach the baby to spell "Wind, Flower, Snow, and Moon" with instant noodles (it's okay to arrange them in a poop shape) ✅Play "Smart Device Adventure" in the room (toilet/speaker/curtain remote control melee) ✅Pretend to "feed Cangshan" by the cliff (sprinkle bread crumbs to the wind) ✅Explore the villa area at night to find the "North African magic lamp" (the mobile phone flashlight illuminates the Arabian style) The mobile phone album has 500 emoji, but seeing the baby tiptoeing to reach the hot spring bath salts seriously—I jumped into this pit without hesitation! I heard that Donghai East will be full of winter cherry blossoms in winter 🌸 This old mother has stocked up 30 facial masks, are there any babies who want to be cliff princesses? 💣Rant Summary (written on the bathrobe with lipstick) Don't wear silk! Don't wear jewelry! Don't explain "why Erhai is not a sea"! This place specializes in treating various urban beauty diseases, but after treatment, I still want to be abused again—after all, who can refuse the fairy tale crit when the baby points to the cloud shadow and says "Cangshan is washing its hair" ✨ 🏔️Listening Party Secrets (Blood and Tears Edition) 👉🏻Self-driving, look for the "Hai Dongfang A10" house number! The villa next door lives a local tyrant aunt who will give toys 👉🏻Instant noodles should be stocked with spicy flavor! The hotel's free snacks can top half a meal 👉🏻To take Yang Yang's same photo, bring a folding stool! The cliff railing is higher than imagined 👉🏻Secretly telling the baby that "the butler will confiscate naughty ghosts" is more effective than 800 "quiet" Finally, shout out to mothers all over the country: Go for this fairy hotel! What Sanya Maldives, are all younger brothers in front of the Six Senses cliff sea view! Just remember to lock the Dyson hair dryer—don't ask me how I know the maintenance fee is so painful 💸