Mediterranean Horror Night! Almost fell off a cliff with my baby in Amalfi

Sisters, grab my trembling hand! Last month, I took my 5-year-old to the Amalfi Coast. It was beautiful, truly breathtaking😭 But the pitfalls were also soul-shattering! Behind the 1,000 "Instagrammable" photos in my phone is a cliffside record of a mom's heart stopping three times💥 [Pit 1: Positano B&B almost became a vertical limit!] We went for the unbeatable sea view room at Villa Sofia Praiano, but the stairs were steeper than a pirate ship! 🪓The kid used the suitcase as a slide and slipped down three floors in the blink of an eye—the landlady's amazing move: "Come up on my freight cable car!" 🚡As the steel cable creaked through the lemon grove, the kid suddenly shouted, "Mom! We're flying to the sun!" 🍋 [Pit 2: Amalfi town triggers "lost soul" horror!] The white cliffside town is as beautiful as a postcard, but the alleys are more winding than spaghetti! 🍝The kid chased a stray cat into a dead end, and the navigation showed "Current location: Middle Ages"—the old man selling lemon ice pointed the way with a smile: "Follow the direction of the drying sheets!" Sure enough! Around the corner, we ran into a whole Mediterranean blue, and the kid held up a popsicle and shouted, "The sea is melting ice cream!" 🍦 [Pit 3: Ravello Garden turns into Plants vs. Zombies in seconds!] I was fantasizing about taking aristocratic photos in Ravello, but the kid used the century-old roses as weapons! 🌹The gardener suddenly conjured up a children's gardening kit: "Do you want to save the cursed lemon tree?" Sure enough! When he dug up an ancient Roman coin, the kid solemnly announced, "I'm the archaeological captain!" 💣Hidden pit: Never take the coastline bus! On the bus back from Maiori, the kid got carsick and vomited like a fountain🚌! The driver turned into Takumi Fujiwara in seconds, throwing a drainage ditch corner in a Z-bend—the cliffside sea view along the way was so beautiful that the kid forgot to cry: "Mom! The car is floating on the sea!" 💡But honestly! These pits are totally worth stepping into! When the kid counts sailboats in the Villa Sofia pool, when he meows under the lemon trees in Sorrento, when the sunset dyes Maiori Beach peach pink—suddenly I understood what "pain and extreme romance" means🍑 🏡Life-saving guide: ✅Note "low floor" when booking a room! The stairs of the cliffside B&B can work out a corgi butt ✅Bring a folding stroller! The stone steps of Positano can turn parents into Popeye ✅Prepare non-slip sandals! "The Fast and the Furious" is always on the edge of the B&B infinity pool ✅Stock up on enough snacks! Supermarkets along the coastline are rarer than Ferraris 📸Photo cheat: Villa Sofia breakfast table: Frame the sunrise over the sea with lemon trees B&B freight cable car: Shoot the kid "floating" in the lemon sea from below Ravello Observation Deck: Let the child throw a hat and capture the "sonata of wind and sea" Now looking at the photos of the kid sleeping soundly in the B&B hammock, I suddenly feel that those thrills have become memories inlaid with gold✨Amalfi, Amalfi, you are really an annoying goblin that makes people love and hate! (The Villa Sofia mattress can testify for me!)