Just escaped from Banyan Tree! These 3 pitfalls turned the son into a desert marmot

Do you parents understand? I bravely ventured into the secret land of the Saudi desert with my 7-year-old son, but was kidnapped by a "sand demon" as a mount😭 This rotten starry sky swimming pool almost made me write an abdication edict in the dunes! ! ! 🐪 Traffic Horrors Crazy the moment he rushed into El Ora! The son treats the camel as a twister and insists on throwing mineral water bottles in exchange for the "desert blind box"💦 But the second he saw the Banyan Tree - the rock hotel was like an alien battleship inserted into the sea of ​​​​rose-colored sand, the human cub suddenly returned to his ancestors: "Mom, is this Aladdin's carpet charging station?!" 🏜️ Immortal level childcare scene ▪️ Starry pool becomes a galaxy bouncy bed! Raising the float as a surfboard, the water splashed out a three-meter-high desert rainbow ▪️Habitats project triggers archaeological mania! Fifty "dinosaur eggs" (weathered stones) were dug out with bare hands, and the hotel bathrobe bag turned into an hourglass ▪️Thai restaurant hidden rice assassin! Curry sauce as a paint on the tablecloth to paint an abstract pie desert, accompanying laughter to apple muscle cramps ▪️ Open air sofa into a stargazing ring! I insist that the meteor is the fairy wifi signal, still waiting for "signal full" at 3am in the middle of the night. ⚠️ Blood and tears avoid pit warning 1️⃣ Desert temperature difference is the master of face change! Sunscreen during the day is mushy like a terracotta warrior, and at night wrapped in a blanket vibrates like a fascia gun frequency 2️⃣ Rock villa has a hidden echo wall! The bath song sparked a big chorus in the whole building, and the couple next door changed rooms overnight 3️⃣Pool Maintenance Announcement is Schrödinger's cat! Just arrived and said it would take a couple of weeks, the next day they released the water saying it was "magic taking effect". 🌌Indigenous Survival Tips (replace with sunscreen) 1️⃣ Grab a villa with a private sand pit! A bucket of sand can seal a bear child for two hours 2️⃣ Steal Coconut Date Energy Bar! While hiking it was said that "desert gold coins" could be exchanged for ice cream 3️⃣ When the waiter is "Lamp God Attendant"! For a cold drink, rub the brass kettle three times 4️⃣ Learn three Arabic sentences for dessert! "Mumtaz (good)" allows the chef to make more chocolate waterfalls 🌠Unpopular Killer Egg (Shh!) 👉🏻 Meteor on the west side of the pool at 23:15! Sleeping in a floating bed allows you to see the galaxy falling into the water 👉🏻 Villa 316 terrace hides fluorescent stones! UV lamps illuminate camel rock paintings from 3,000 years ago 👉🏻 The sand dunes ten minutes before sunrise are the most magical! You can capture 24K pure gold blush with mobile phone photography Now every day, my son urges me to ask "when I will be a desert chief again", this bad hotel has raised the threshold of parent-child to mythical level! Here comes the point - 🏜️The correct way to open Banyan Tree: ✅ Help your son dress up as an Arabian princess with a bath towel! If you wear your turban crookedly, you can ask the housekeeper to send you coconut dates ✅ Teach your son to change the name of the hotel calf! Claiming to be a "rancher" can get a shovel officer experience voucher ✅ When the starry sky is "the fairy's LED light"! Every time you recognize a constellation bonus gummy candy ✅ Play time capsule in the dunes! Buried a hair tie that digging out next year can replace Haagen-Dazs I have 800 emoticons stored in my phone's photo album, but when I see my son holding up a fluorescent stone and saying "This is the Emir's Night Pearl" - this pit, I jump! I heard that cave exploration will be open in winter ⛏️ My mother has already hoarded ten lotions. Is there a child who wants to be a sand dune elf? 🌵 Summary of violent arguments (written on veil with eyeliner) Don't wear white shoes! Don't wear buns! Don't explain "why camels roll their eyes"! This place specializes in treating princess diseases, but after treatment, you still want to be abused again - after all, who can refuse the crit when the son points to the galaxy and says "these are the gods sprinkling popping candy"✨ 🍧 Listen to the Party Bible (replace with three dates) ▫️ Choose rock shade for afternoon tea! Natural air conditioning can turn a child into a quiet and handsome man ▫️ Children's meals must be marked "no spicy"! Not a kid can drink an entire pool of lemonade ▫️ Steal the Bedouin guide to knit bracelets! It consumes more energy than Lego ▫️ Take away bath salts before checking out! Go home and take a bath and immediately return to the desert starry night Three last roars!! ️Catch your son! Lock the windows! Memorize the Big Dipper! This Banyan Tree specializes in monster parental anxiety, but seeing the child roll into a happy sesame ball in the moonlight - worth it! Come and claim your little sand demon!