Fainting Goats! Luxe Retreat + 270° Long-Range Views Near Asheville, NC

Fainting Goat Mountain – Your Private Luxury Mountain Retreat ________________________________________ Perfect Blend of Seclusion & Convenience • Perched on 2.2 private acres atop its own mountaintop with 270° Long Range Views • Peaceful escape with quick access to the best of the Blue Ridge: o Downtown Burnsville – 10 min o Asheville – 35 min o Blue Ridge Parkway – 40 min o Appalachian Trail – 25 min o Hatley Pointe Ski Resort – 25 min o Linville Falls – 40 min o Grandfather Mountain – 1 hr o Pisgah National Forest – 27 min o Mount Mitchell – 1 hr ________________________________________ NEW! 360° Virtual Tour • Explore the property on our “Fainting Goat Mountain” Meta page with immersive 360° views, HD videos, and extra property details before you even arrive. ________________________________________ Luxury Cabin with 270° Mountain Views • Newly renovated rustic cabin with breathtaking vistas from 3 of 5 bedrooms and the main great room • Designed for families, couples, and groups—comfort and charm in every space ________________________________________ Top-Tier Amenities • 1GB high-speed fiber internet & great cell service • Premium comfort: Sealy Posturepedic & Serta iComfort mattresses, Mellanni 1800-thread-count linens, Turkish cotton towels, down-alternative comforters, luxury bath products • Exclusive treehouse with playground net overlooking the goats—fun for kids and adults • Game room: ping pong, shuffleboard, cornhole, tournament dartboard • 6-person Calspas Escape Plus Platinum Series Hot tub ________________________________________ Guest Favorites • “A 5+ star experience! From the goats to the spacious home and views—perfect.” – Susette, May 2025 • “Best property we’ve ever stayed at. A true mountain escape.” – Mark, May 2025 • “The goats, the hot tub, the amazing views—perfect family getaway.” – Kirby, Aug 2024 • “Spotless, comfortable, well-stocked, and perfect location. 10 out of 10.” – Ashley, July 2025 ________________________________________ 🛠 2024 Enhancements • New rustic treehouse & playground net • Granite boulder retaining walls & river rock garden • Stained pergola with LED lighting & Joola ping pong table • Updated interiors with 100-year-old tin roofing and new rustic flooring ________________________________________ Outdoor Living • 270° wrap-around porch with rocking chairs and panoramic views • Flagstone patio with Trex chairs & stone benches • Wood gazebo overlooking the goats and mountains • Gas firepit, Weber gas grill, 4-person card table ________________________________________ 🍽 Open-Plan Kitchen & Dining • Main Level -Fully stocked with GE appliances, granite countertops, hammered copper farmhouse sink, ground and k-cup coffee makers, toaster • Lower Level- fully stocked with Haier electric stove/oven, microwave, k-cup coffeemaker, toaster ________________________________________ Great Room • 19' ceilings with exposed timbers, gas fireplace, 100-year-old tin wall accents from a Tennessee barn, 65" Smart TV with Netflix & Prime ________________________________________ 🛏 Bedrooms & Bathrooms Main Level: • Queen bedroom with western views, rustic furnishings, smart TV • Bathroom with jacuzzi shower/tub Upper Level: • Primary Suite: King log bed, en-suite bath, gas fireplace, 55" smart TV, workspace with mountain views • Second queen bedroom with exposed beam ceilings, farmhouse décor, smart TV, and SW mountain views Lower Level: • King suite with farmhouse décor, workspace, 55" smart TV, patio access • Queen bedroom with leather reclining couch, gas fireplace, smart tv, patio access ________________________________________ Extra Details • Fully paved driveway (AWD/4WD recommended in snow/ice) • No pets (for goat safety—$750 fee if violated) • Year-round destination—snow transforms the landscape in winter ________________________________________ Book your stay at Fainting Goat Mountain—where luxury, adventure, and nature meet in perfect harmony.About pets:No pets allowed.About checkOut:Check out before 10:00 AM.About children:Children allowed: ages 0-17.Step stools in laundry room/upstairs bath closet..About customRules:Refer to Full House Rules in Description Section. NOTE: A $750 non-refundable fee will be applied for those bring pets onto the property..Please enjoy your stay! Have fun, relax, enjoy the beautiful mountains and all this wonderful property and area has to offer!,Please take care of our wonderful cabin and keep it nice for future travelers to enjoy!.About checkIn:Check in after 4:00 PM.About smoking:Smoking is not permitted.About minBookingAge:Minimum age to rent: 25.About events:No events allowed.