The Remote Hotel

The hotel impresses with its high cleanliness standards, comfortable rooms, and friendly staff. Its convenient location near attractions and luxurious facilities enhance the overall guest experience.

The Remote Hotel isn’t just a hotel — it’s a full-blown reset button for your life. You arrive frazzled, mildly feral from daily stress, and within hours you’re soft, smiling, and wondering if maybe you are the kind of person who does yoga at sunrise. Let’s start with the tranquility. It’s silent in that magical way where you can hear your thoughts go, “Oh, this is nice.” Birds chirp, trees sway gently, and there’s just enough breeze to make you feel like you’re in a commercial for herbal tea. You start breathing deeper without even trying. It’s suspicious. Now, the beds. These beds don’t mess around. You lie down “just for a sec” and wake up three hours later emotionally renewed. I’m not saying it was the best sleep of my life, but I’m pretty sure I healed from childhood trauma somewhere around 3 a.m. These things cradle your soul. It’s spiritual. The design and architecture are dangerously cool. Every corner is giving “effortless magazine spread,” like someone hired an interior designer and a forest witch and they collaborated beautifully. You’ll start rethinking your entire home aesthetic while sitting under a light fixture that clearly cost more than your car. And don’t even get me started on the staff. They're like hospitality ninjas — always there just when you need them, but never hovering. Friendly, intuitive, and the kind of people who make you feel instantly at home, even when you’re wearing creased travel pants and still recovering from airport snacks. Best part? While you feel miles away from reality, you’re actually super close to a charming little town where you can wander, eat well, and buy things you don’t need but suddenly treasure. And if you go a bit further, there’s a gorgeous beach — all turquoise water and soft sand, the kind of place where your only responsibility is staying upright and slightly sun-kissed. Honestly, I came here for a break. I left seriously considering faking my own disappearance and living in the bushes out back. This place gets under your skin in the best possible way. 10/10 would return (and possibly refuse to leave).

The hotel was nice, beautiful design and a peaceful view of the mountains. The staff was friendly but could really have been more service orientated. Compared to other hotels in this price range the service could be improved. The room was spacious and clean.