I was very apprehensive about this hotel based on reviews that I had seen prior to arriving on December 5th 2024. They were totally wrong. The hotel rooms are a bit dated (wooden furniture) however the rooms were cleaned spotless everyday. The 3 restaurants on site were beautiful. They have a Chinese style one, a steak house one and more of a fine dining one. Previously when staying in 5 star hotels you’re usually allowed to eat at the restaurants once during your stay, but at Funana I downloaded the app and was able to book unlimited reservations, if available. This was an excellent perk👌🏽. The spa on site was second to none and the jacuzzi and steam room were my daily ritual to myself for well-being. All you need to do was book a 30 minute slot via telephone from your room to the spa and that’s it. The Sian was not working whilst I was there but the steam room is basically unlimited. The 30 minute time slot was more for limited spaces in the jacuzzi. Staff are happy to accommodate though. Pool area, lots of beds for everyone and 2 huge pools to keep the kids entertained and also for the aqua sports. Again on the app you get the itinerary of everything that is on from, bingo, water polo, soft archery, Pilates, Zumba, yoga and that’s not even half. Now for the entertainment - This hotel stood out for me as the huge stage captivated everybody every night with a different show. Magician, African show, comedy, dancers. They also alternate party nights on a Friday. Neon Party and White party. Thy when it turns into one big hotel party and people from surrounding hotels can come in and join. They also had karaoke and Kahoot! (A quiz) alternatively. I loved the quiz’s! You all download the QR code to join and results are on the screen on stage. 10/10 for food and entertainment and politeness of staff. Lots of family’s, young and old and a good mix of people and ages overall. It also has a nightclub on site for anyone who wants to party until 3am. Also for all nighters - a sports bar that’s open 24 hours for a drink or some snacks type foods. Did the catamaran trip via Elvis who was based just outside the hotel on the way to the beach, which is at the back of the hotel. Also did the full island tour privately which included the salt mines, capital Espardo and kite, shell beach. Get taxis to Santa Maria or literally walk 10 mins. Lovely cafes and atmosphere everywhere. Very very safe to walk around day or night alone.
Excellent
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