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The Mallow House Secluded Mid-Century Ranch with Desert Views near Joshua Tree Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch
The Mallow House Secluded Mid-Century Ranch with Desert Views near Joshua Tree Hotels near Crazy Horse RanchThe Mallow House Secluded Mid-Century Ranch with Desert Views near Joshua Tree Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch
1.71km from Crazy Horse Ranch
Bordering 100s of acres of Sand to Snow Monument, this premier home rests on 5 private acres of pristine desert land, complete with vintage furnishings and modern upgrades including a hot tub, granite carved stone soaking pool, EV Supercharger and separate studio space. Enjoy breathtaking views of San Jacinto and the valley floor. Explore hiking and biking trails from the property. Close to Palm Springs & Joshua Tree National Park.Escape to the privacy and seclusion of one of the desert's premier properties. A truly one a kind experience, bordering hundreds of acres of the natural Mojave Desert landscape and Sand to Snow Monument. Wander along the acres of custom masoned walls and stonework furniture. Linger by the outdoor fire pit, soak in the hot tub, enjoy a round of horseshoes, or simply laze in the hammocks. All while taking in the majestic views of Mt. San Jacinto, the Milky Way in the night sky, and the unique Mojave landscape. Inside, you'll be transported back in time with original vintage mid-century furnishings, gems and décor to relax and take in the calming serenity of desert silence. Enjoy a drink with friends mixed at the custom built walnut wet-bar, or savor a delicious meal with desert views by the homestead fireplace. Soak in the beauty of your surroundings in the sunroom, with floor to ceiling windows, sliding glass doors, and original mid-century furnishings.An additional 1,000 sq ft studio is located on the property. Ideal for artists’ studio, remote workspace, private yoga sessions or sound baths, complete with serene desert views. PROPERTY HIGHLIGHTS- Secluded property with expansive views- Located at the end of a private drive- 5 private acres, adjacent to 100 acre Sand to Snow Monument- Fully restored 1950's Mid-Century home with modern upgrades and amenities- Custom built wet bar - Floor to ceiling windows showcasing the peaceful desert surrounds- Custom craved granite stone soaking pool- Supercharger 220 volt universal EV Charging - Custom rock furniture and rock walls crafted by local artists- 2 large, covered patios - Outdoor hammocks, swinging egg chairs, hot tub, outdoor shower, and fire pitBEDROOM CONFIGURATION- All bedrooms feature king sized Tempur-Pedic mattresses- Bedroom 1: King bed, floor to ceiling glass sliding doors, sitting area, patio - Bedroom 2: King bed, adjacent bathroom, custom crafted nook with bench seating- Bedroom 3: King bed, ensuite bathroom with shower and bathtub, smart TV, lounge chair, sleeper futon sofaAdditional AMENITIES- Gated private entrance- Design focused decor and amenities - Original Mid-Century furniture and decor - Modern finishes- Custom built wet bar and fridge- Fully-stocked kitchen and outdoor grill- Breathtaking views throughout the home- Celestron Telescope- Custom outdoor spaces- Hot Tub-Soaking Pool- Outdoor Shower- Custom fire pit- Outdoor dining and lounge area- Horseshoe playing court- Ample driveway parking for multiple vehicles- High Speed Wi-Fi internet and smart TVLOCATIONSituated in a quiet community conveniently central to Palm Springs, Yucca Valley, Pioneertown, Joshua Tree, and 29 Palms. Nearby attractions include Joshua Tree National Park, Pioneertown, Pappy & Harriet’s, La Copine, the Integratron, Downtown Joshua Tree, Downtown Yucca Valley, Big Morongo Canyon Preserve, Downtown Palms Springs, and Palm Springs Airport.CONNECTIG@themallowhouseAbout pets:No pets allowed.About checkOut:Check out before 11:00 AM.About children:Children allowed: ages 0-17.About customRules:• Please take gentle care of the vintage furnishings, they are not replaceable • No walking, climbing, or sitting on outdoor rock walls..• Stay on designated trails, the desert landscape is a gentle ecosystem. Plants and animals appreciate your gentle trodding on marked paths.,• Keep window and door screens closed at all times. The seclusion of the desert invites critters, especially those drawn to lights at night..About checkIn:Check in after 4:00 PM.About smoking:Smoking is not permitted.About minBookingAge:Minimum age to rent: 25.About events:No events allowed.
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Peaceful Ranch House on 10 Acres! Hot Tub/Mountain Views Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch
Peaceful Ranch House on 10 Acres! Hot Tub/Mountain Views Hotels near Crazy Horse RanchPeaceful Ranch House on 10 Acres! Hot Tub/Mountain Views Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch
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Secluded 10 Acre Desert Ranch with Hot Tub, Cowboy Pool, EV Charger & BBQ Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch
Secluded 10 Acre Desert Ranch with Hot Tub, Cowboy Pool, EV Charger & BBQ Hotels near Crazy Horse RanchSecluded 10 Acre Desert Ranch with Hot Tub, Cowboy Pool, EV Charger & BBQ Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch
1.57km from Crazy Horse Ranch
EST. in 2002 as a hobby ranch by “Cowboy Ed,” Rancho Contento is ready-made for a good-times desert getaway.★ 10 Acres★ Hot Tub★ Sonos★ Saloon★ Hammocks★ Smoothie Bar★ Cowboy Pool★ Chicken Coop★ Chef's Kitchen★ Tesla EV Charger★ Outdoor Shower10 min ➔ Pioneertown10 min ➔ Red Dog Saloon20 min ➔ La Copine20 min ➔ Palm Springs25 min ➔ Joshua Tree5 min ➔ Copper Room2 min ➔ Spaghetti Western2 min ➔ Cactus Mart10 beautiful acres with scenic views of both Joshua Tree National Monument and the peaks of San Jacinto Mountains. The recently renovated ranch house combines a modern cozy design together with many of Cowboy Ed’s original art installations, each with a story. Explore the grounds and connect with nature and wildlife. Take a hike among desert blooms. Look for birds including Quail and Red Tail Hawks. Listen for coyotes at night while stargazing into the Milky Way galaxy.Visit. Enjoy a golden cotton candy sunset. Stay awhile. And we’d love it if you helped feed the chickens too.About pets:Pets allowed: dogs less than 20 lbs per pet (limit one pet total).ONE dog per booking plus horses are approved..About checkOut:Check out before 11:00 AM.About children:Children allowed: ages 0-17.About customRules:HORSES: Trail and ride with your horse family to the ranch is permitted. Please inquire for details..PET RULES: If you'd like to leave your dog at the ranch unattended, please bring a dog crate. Dog waste must be disposed of in the metal trash can..About checkIn:Check in after 4:00 PM.About smoking:Smoking is not permitted.About minBookingAge:Minimum age to rent: 30.About events:Events allowed: family gatherings, birthday parties, weddings.Maximum event attendees: 25.
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Private and secluded desert cabin with views. Close to JTNP and Pioneertown Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch
Private and secluded desert cabin with views. Close to JTNP and Pioneertown Hotels near Crazy Horse RanchPrivate and secluded desert cabin with views. Close to JTNP and Pioneertown Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch
4.97km from Crazy Horse Ranch
Treat yourself to a Desert Retreat. This 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom home invites you to hear, see, and feel everything Southern California's high desert offers. Mountain views, Saguaro Cacti, citrus trees, and so much more can all be taken in from the comfort of a lounge chair in this sprawling 5 acres. Private, yet conveniently near Joshua Tree National Park, Morongo Casino, Pioneer Town, shops, and restaurants, you can escape the noise of everyday life without sacrificing any of its comforts.The spaceSitting on 5 acres, on a hill overlooking Morongo Valley, with the San Bernardino Mountains serving as a backdrop, a private road will bring you home for your stay. You'll be minutes from Joshua Tree National Park, Palm Springs, Yucca Valley, local hot spots, and stores.As you settle in, you'll be provided robes, slippers, toiletries, coffee/tea, and high-speed Wi-Fi. The kitchen is fully equipped with stainless steel appliances fit for a chef, and a dining nook that seats four. A queen bed, yoga mats, vanity, and a touch of decor wait for you in the bedroom. You'll find a vinyl record player, acoustic guitar, classic games, a 65" TV, and a fold-out sofa in the living room. A corner workspace has two stations available.The outdoors offers plenty to do as well. Enjoy a cup of coffee as you watch the sunrise in a swinging egg chair. Stroll through the garden and surrounding wilderness of desert flora. Let the valley wind rock you in a hammock. Gaze at the mountains as your inner kid rides the swings. Huddle around the fire pit while kicking back in Adirondack's. Recline on lounge chairs, soaking in the colorful sunset. And when it gets dark, and the sky is filled with stars, bring the telescope out for a new perspective.Guest accessMake the turn off of Highway 62 (29 Palms Highway) onto a dirt road and drive for about 1 minute. Usually smooth, rains can make it a bit bumpy. The inside is ideal for 2 guests, however, we can easily accommodate 4. The couch in the living room converts to a queen-sized bed.Other things to notePets are welcome.Registration numberCESTRP-2024-00261About pets:Pets allowed: limit 1 total.About checkOut:Check out before 11:00 AM.About children:Children allowed: ages 0-17.About checkIn:Check in after 4:00 PM.About smoking:Smoking is not permitted.About minBookingAge:Minimum age to rent: 21.About events:No events allowed.
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Casa de Azul - Modern Desert Retreat w/MTN VIEWS Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch
Casa de Azul - Modern Desert Retreat w/MTN VIEWS Hotels near Crazy Horse RanchCasa de Azul - Modern Desert Retreat w/MTN VIEWS Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch
4.69km from Crazy Horse Ranch
The spaceThis Mid Century Modern Home is Built on top of a hill with AMAZING Mountain Views! This is your perfect escape to explore all of what the desert has to offer!This home is equipped with a full queen size bed, two twin beds (trundle) and accommodates up to 4 guests! One full bathroom and a fully equipped Kitchen/Living/Dining Area! The outdoors patio has plenty of seating with a dining table as well!Smart TV and WI-FI included! Roku Device with Hulu, Netflix, Disney +, and HBO Max included.Kitchen has all essentials including, stove, oven, microwave, freezer/fridge, toaster, Kuerig coffee Maker, cooking utensils, pots, pans and salt and pepper!Nearby Attractions:Morongo Canyon Hike/Nature Walk (1.6 mi)Pioneer Town (15mi)Downtown Palm Springs: (18 mi)J-Tree National Park/West Entrance (22 mi)Guest accessNo street Parking. There is plenty of parking for your vehicles on the property.Other things to noteAnimals:Dogs are allowed to stay at Casa De Azul! Please make sure they don’t chew on furniture. The property has Cactus plants in the yard, please be careful with the Dogs.Sleeping Arrangements between queen bed and two twin beds (trundle) have very little privacy! Please keep in mind if sleep privacy is important.About pets:Pets allowed: dogs less than 20 lbs per pet (limit one pet total).About checkOut:Check out before 11:00 AM.About children:Children allowed: ages 3-17.About checkIn:Check in after 3:00 PM.About smoking:Smoking is not permitted.About events:No events allowed.
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Desert meets Mediterranean experience Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch
Desert meets Mediterranean experience Hotels near Crazy Horse RanchDesert meets Mediterranean experience Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch
5.44km from Crazy Horse Ranch
Nestled in the valley of Morongo and with a unique view of the San Jacinto mountains, La Rodinara is the perfect place to let your spirit free, connect with nature and enjoy a new kind of high desert adventure. Just a short 20 min drive to Palm Springs and 20 min to the Joshua Tree National Park, La Rodinara is perched on 5 acres of lush desert vegetation. The ideal retreat for families and couples looking to get away and enjoy the experience - from nature, hiking, to restaurants and nightlife.THE SPACEEnter inside this open-plan living area, designed with bohemian desert and modern touches that really make you feel one with the desert experience. Plenty of large windows allows to relish with daylight and views from every part of the home. La Rodinara was intended to disconnect - enjoy a variety of board games, Bocci balls, Vinyl record player and wireless speaker, yoga mats, and a projector with Fire TV / Streaming app.Fully unwind within minutes and adventure outside to endless possibilities. From hiking as soon as you step outside, to sitting by the fireplace as you watch the ever-changing sky's colors from sunrise to sunset. And dare yourself to an outdoor morning shower overlooking the San Jacinto right in the middle of the desert mesquite. Twenty minutes in either direction, you will be able to enjoy the deserts most popular destinations such as Pioneertown, Joshua Tree National Park, and Palm Springs.Guest accessLa Rodinara is a full house experience including : • 100% private property on 5 acres of Mojave Desert with incredible trees, shade, and space to roam.• 2 king beds, 1 queen bed, 2 single folded mattress • central heating/ AC system • 2 bathrooms with white concrete showers• open space living room with kitchen and dining room• acoustic guitar, record player (with many vinyls to choose from) and bluetooth speaker• projector with Fire TV / Streaming app• Wifi internet • several outside seating areas • all bathrooms are stocked with "natural" hand soap, shampoo and conditioner. Bath towels, wash cloths and cotton hand towels are provided for each guest in all bathrooms.• the kitchen is fully stocked with full array of glassware, cookware, cast iron dishes and prep tools. • refrigerator/freezer, stove (electric), pour over and espresso coffee maker, convection and toaster oven.• indoor dining room table can accommodate six to eight people. • outdoor concrete shower • patio and deck overlooking the valley and perfect for sunsetsLa Rodinara can comfortably accommodate 4-6 guests.Other things to noteWithin close proximity Palm Springs, Desert Hot Springs, Pioneer town and Joshua Tree, La Rodinara is the ideal getaway for • friends wanting to commune under star-filled desert night skies• small families seeking a desert getaway that is close to all of the amenities the desert area has to offer• couples seeking desert solitude• people looking for a healing space• birdwatchers • PARKING• There is ample parking available in the driveway in back of the house. Plenty of additional parking on the bottom of the land in front of the house. We will provide you with a code to padlocks a few days prior to your check-in date.• PETSOur home is pet friendly! 2 pets are permitted with an additional pet fee. You must clean up after your pets. Please keep an eye on your pets at all times for their own safety from wandering into the desert where we have lots of wildlife including coyotes, owls, and hawks. • FIREPLACES AND WOOD BURNING STOVES: You will find a gas fireplace to gather around at night. all the fireplaces are for cosmetic use only. Guests are NOT permitted to use fireplaces and wood stoves, due to home insurance policy and risks associated with being in a high fire risk area.• CELL SERVICE: Cell phone service availability and quality in the high desert varies by service provider. Please be prepared by enabling wifi calling.• ROAD CONDITIONS: Many roads are dirt, so please take it slow. A four-wheel drive car is not required, but note that roads and our driveway will often have ruts, particularly after rain.About pets:Pets allowed: dogs and cats (limit 2 total).About checkOut:Check out before 11:00 AM.About children:Children allowed: ages 0-17.About checkIn:Check in after 4:00 PM.About smoking:Smoking is not permitted.About minBookingAge:Minimum age to rent: 25.About events:No events allowed.
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Sun Ray Ranch Cabin between Joshua Tree and Palm Springs Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch
Sun Ray Ranch Cabin between Joshua Tree and Palm Springs Hotels near Crazy Horse RanchSun Ray Ranch Cabin between Joshua Tree and Palm Springs Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch
6.27km from Crazy Horse Ranch
Sun Ray Ranch Cabin is a bright and modern little corner of the Mojave desert. Located between Joshua Tree and Palm Springs on it's own two-acre lot. Expect sunny days and starry nights.This lovely completely remodeled little cabin offers a beautiful indoor and outdoor space complete with a private hot tub.About pets:Pets allowed: dogs less than 50 lbs per pet (limit one pet total).Contact me about pets..About checkOut:Check out before 11:00 AM.About children:Children allowed: ages 0-17.About checkIn:Check in after 4:00 PM.About smoking:Smoking allowed: in designated areas.Please clean up after your smoking.About events:No events allowed.
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The House on the Cliff - Pet Friendly Incredible Views of Joshua Tree Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch
The House on the Cliff - Pet Friendly Incredible Views of Joshua Tree Hotels near Crazy Horse RanchThe House on the Cliff - Pet Friendly Incredible Views of Joshua Tree Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch
6.09km from Crazy Horse Ranch
About this spaceMountainsides explode with wildflowers every Spring. Enjoy the oasis of a natural plunge pool and the wildlife it brings. Be lulled asleep by the soft sounds of water just outside your door. This unique, 5-acre property looks out across the entire Morongo Valley from its high aerie in the hills. You will not hear another soul in this secluded-feeling, yet surprisingly accessible location. There are no neighbors, but you are a 5-minute drive from the best latte and BLT in town.The spaceThis is a 1950s era homesteader cabin that has been fully remodeled by the owner, featuring a master bedroom with a private bath and walk in closet, as well as a guest bedroom with shared bathroom. Each bedroom has separate access to expansive outdoor patio space and private entrances. There is also a natural plunge pond filtered with native plants and natural media. Enjoy the dip!Other things to noteIf you need an extra bedroom, my immediate neighbor has a 1 bedroom house connected via a short driveway. These two units are very private and are the only living spaces in this area.https://abnb.me/ZlNGfnHhssbRegistration numberCESTRP-2022-00607About pets:No pets allowed.About checkOut:Check out before 11:00 AM.About children:Children allowed: ages 0-17.About checkIn:Check in after 3:00 PM.About smoking:Smoking is not permitted.About minBookingAge:Minimum age to rent: 18.About events:No events allowed.
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Mountain Views, Pool Heat, Outdoor Kitchen, Arcade Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch
Mountain Views, Pool Heat, Outdoor Kitchen, Arcade Hotels near Crazy Horse RanchMountain Views, Pool Heat, Outdoor Kitchen, Arcade Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch
8.32km from Crazy Horse Ranch
Wake up to beautiful sunrises & views over the Yucca Valley mountains. Sprocket Sunrise offers a prime location, just a stone's throw from both Joshua Tree National Park & the lively city of Palm Springs.Our spacious 2200 sq/ft home is complete with heated pool, outdoor kitchen, bar, retro arcade games, library wall with a large selection of books, indoor fire place & cozy outdoor fire pit. (We also charge no extra fees for pool heat or propane for our outdoor kitchen & fire pit.). As fellow traveler enthusiasts, we've poured our love into every detail of our home to ensure your stay is unforgettable.Sprocket Sunrise welcomes all, whether you're a family, a group of friends, or seeking a romantic getaway. 👙 Dive into our over sized in-ground pool, complete with sun loungers and multiple seating areas. 🚿 Rinse off under our outdoor shower.🍽️ Dine beneath the open sky with our built-in outdoor kitchen and bar, equipped with a BBQ/grill and fridge. ⛰️ Enjoy the mountain views from our boho front patio, complete with swings and Moroccan-style floor seating. 👾 For the game enthusiasts enjoy our arcade area (photos coming soon.) Choose from retro games; Ms. Pac-Man, Joust (including Mortal Kombat), Air hockey & Shuffleboard. 🪵 Enjoy our open-plan living area with high beamed ceilings and a stunning wood-burning fireplace. The perfect setting to cozy up.🪩 Listen to classic tunes on our record player. 🎥 Indulge in a movie night on our 65-inch Smart Roku TV.🍸 Craft beverages from our home bar cart equipped with cocktail-making tools.🔥 Star gaze or toast s’mores on our outdoor fire pit! (Propane included.)✨ Whether you're toasting s'mores, sharing stories by the fire, or stargazing your stay at Sprocket Sunrise promises to be a memorable one, no matter the season.👶🏻 We are well equipped for families with young children. The house comes complete with 1 highchair, 1 pack n play crib, 2 regalo portable beds (ages 2-6) and a selection of plastic children's dinnerware. 🐕 Pet friendly.🛜 High speed internet.Check out more on Insta: @sprocket_sunriseROOMS INCLUDE: (Entire use of the house)BEDROOM 1: Master bedroom with ensuite-King bed (Sleeps 2)-55 inch Roku Smart TV-Desk set up (Perfect for work from home.)BEDROOM 2: -King bed (Sleeps 2)-Library wallBEDROOM 3:- 2x Queen bed (Sleeps 4)ADDITIONAL BEDS:*2x Regalo child portable beds. (Age 2-6)*1x Graco pack n play (Infant)KITCHEN:*Double oven electric range*Electric stove cooktop.*Double door refrigerator/freezer*Microwave.*Dishwasher*Cheese board and knifes. (cheese not included.)*Toaster.*Ninja coffee maker with froth maker.*Kettle.*Fully stocked utensils/ pots/pans/baking/serving dishes.....*Blender*Handmixer*Taco holder/tortilla warmer/ceramic guac bowl*Breakfast bar with 4 hightop barstools* Highchair for infant.DINING AREA:*Large dining table with 2 benches and 2 chairs (Seats 8)*Bar cart complete with cocktail shaker and bar toolsLIVING ROOM:*65 Inch Roku Smart TV (Netflix/Hulu etc..)*Extra large sectional sofa*Wood burning fireplace*Wifi *Vintage style shuffleboard table*Huge selection of board games and playing cards.*Reading nook with binoculars and mini telescope for any budding astronomers. OUTDOORS:Backyard:*Large inground pool complete with sun loungers and umbrella.*Dining table with benches and 2 chairs (Seats 8) under bistro style lighting.*BBQ/Outdoor fridge*Large sectional set.*Cornhole*Paddle ball *CheckersFront Yard:*Expansive mountain views overlooking the town*Swings*Rocking chair, coffee table and floor seating.BATHROOM 1: (ENSUITE)*Toilet*Dual Shower featuring a rain shower head and wall mounted shower.*Double sink vanityBATHROOM 2:*Bath tub with shower*Toilet*Double sink vanityAlso included in your stay:*Washer/dryer*Coat hangers*Wifi*Nest thermostat (Central A/C and heating)*Outdoor security camera*Parking for 4 carsAbout pets:Pets allowed: limit 2 total.About checkOut:Check out before 11:00 AM.About children:Children allowed: ages 0-17.About checkIn:Check in after 4:00 PM.About smoking:Smoking is not permitted.About events:No events allowed.
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Disco House: The 70s Experience Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch
Disco House: The 70s Experience Hotels near Crazy Horse RanchDisco House: The 70s Experience Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch
9.04km from Crazy Horse Ranch
lSummary:Step back into the 70’s and experience the next best thing to Studio 54 at the Desert Disco House! Central location, chic design, large outdoor space, and luxury amenities… Desert Disco House is an experience unlike any other. This home is ideal for artists, yoga retreats, relaxing reunions with friends, or an escape from the city for life’s most fabulous club kids and glam queens.The Space:Here’s the skinny: ★ 25min to Palm Springs★ 25min to Joshua Tree Park★ Pool (not heated)★ Brand New Hot Tub!★ Brand New Deck!★ Fire Pit★ BBQ★ Large Outdoor Space★ Private Enclosed Yard★ Disco Ball ★ Dance Lights★ Bluetooth Soundbar★ Luxury Furniture★ Property Size 2,076 sq ft Whether you’re a Smalltown Boy or Lady Marmalade herself, you’ll have a blast getting your boogie on to Sylvester and Donna Summer in this "Brick House." This home styles bold colors, high fashion decor, and panoramic views of the Morongo Basin -- a clash between the hi-desert living and Palm Springs scene. As the night falls, Desert Disco House lights up inside and out with far out LED lighting everywhere to ensure you always have the perfect mood to take your desert escape to the max! The open-concept floor plan allows for conversations to flow freely from the living room and kitchen to the large wrap around outdoor patio space. Saddle up at the bar for a martini and Get Down Tonight or chill and wait for that perfect Last Dance. SLEEPING:With 4 beds and 2 baths, there’s plenty of space for all your coolest cats to be still and relax, or to take a breather when the Disco Inferno gets too hot. Each room is themed with its own color and mood. Leave your rose colored glasses on the dancefloor before heading up the plush, spiral staircase to the master suite. Ring My Bell, Shake it Up and Knock on Wood because everything is decked out in soft pink tones and textures, making it better than any Shaggin Wagon. Take a disco nap on the fainting couch, rinse off in the glamourous glass block shower, or get ready for a night out with ample vanity space. Bedroom 1 (Master Bedroom) — King size bed with private en-suite bathroom. Bedroom 2 (Aqua Room) — King size bed. Bedroom 3 (Cloud Room) — 2 Queen size beds. OUTDOORS:A private, enclosed large outdoor space provides plenty of comfortable seating and multiple areas to gather. Catch some rays by the pool during the day, then grill up some dinner, dine at the outdoor table while you watch the sunset behind the mountain ranges, cozy up by the fire pits for s’mores, and jump into the new 6-person hot tub for a relaxing night of stargazing. FEATURES: This is a Smart Home equipped with e-locks for self check-in, large smart TV (Netflix), bluetooth speaker, and hi-speed wifi (100 mbps). The kitchen and bathrooms are fully equipped with all of your cooking and travel necessities.Other Things to Note:EARLY CHECK-IN OR LATE CHECK-OUT:Check-in is after 4PM. Check-out is by 11AM. Requests for early check-in and late check-out are not guaranteed, and subject to additional fees.CLEANING:Health & safety is our number one priority. Our in-house cleaning team is trained on CDC and WHO protocols. We take extra measures to ensure the home is sanitized and safe before every arrival. For this reason we aren’t able to offer early check-ins or late check-outs. Thank you for understanding!HOT TUB:We have a brand-new 6-person hot tub, set to a soothing 104 degrees for your ultimate comfort and relaxation.PHOTOSHOOTS & VIDEOS:If you’re interested in doing a photoshoot or shooting a video, please let us know what it is for. You must get approval beforehand! If approved, we have an additional fee for licensing and usage.WILDLIFE:You’re surely guaranteed to encounter wildlife on your stay including families of Quail, rare Albino lizards, insects, snakes, squirrels and the endangered kangaroo mice. NO SMOKING:This is a non smoking home. Any and all smoking should be kept outdoors. There will be a $250 charge for anyone not honoring this guideline.FAMILY & PETSWe are family and pet friendly! Children 2 years old and above must be included as part of the total guest count. Pets are accepted on a case by case basis and pet owners must agree to our pet rules before we can approve. Please send us the breed and age for consideration. We will request a $75 cleaning & companion fee per pet. Please see our House Rules for more information.EXTRA GUESTS:Guest count must be the same as on the reservation. Most hosts set their nightly rates based on the total guest count. Instead, we set a lower base rate for up to 4 guests with an added $50/night Usage & Amenity fee (plus booking fees & taxes) for every extra guest. This allows us to accommodate smaller sized groups with affordable rates and honor our standard nightly rate for groups of 8.LOUD NOISES:Home is equipped with a decibel monitoring sensor located outside of the home to ensure that neighborhood noise levels are respected. Removing the decibel monitor will result in a full security deposit loss. You can play music indoors as loud as you'd like as long as ALL of the windows and doors are closed.DEPOSIT OR WAIVER:Our bookings are protected by SUPERHOG, our trust and safety partner. Guests must verify themselves through SUPERHOG after the booking is confirmed, which only takes less than a minute and is required prior to arrival. Guests will be asked to put down a refundable $500 deposit (minus a $15 processing fee) or a non-refundable $35 damage waiver that covers any damage up to $500. Guests will be contacted directly by SUPERHOG via text with a URL link to start the verification process.CHECK-IN /CHECK-OUT:Saturday check-ins and check-outs are not allowed. We may grant an exception to this for last-minute reservations.LACK OF CELLULAR COVERAGE:You will notice that cell service is hard to come by in our secluded desert setting. Don't worry—consider it an invitation to unplug and fully immerse yourself in the natural beauty around you. We recommend planning ahead so you can make the most of this serene escape from the digital world.PLEASE READ & AGREE TO HOUSE RULES BEFORE MAKING A BOOKING.See ya on the flip side!About pets:Pets allowed: less than 20 lbs per pet (limit one pet total).Charge may apply.About checkOut:Check out before 11:00 AM.About children:Children allowed: ages 0-17.About checkIn:Check in after 4:00 PM.About smoking:Smoking is not permitted.About minBookingAge:Minimum age to rent: 21.About events:No events allowed.
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GGuest UserI just drove from Georgia all the way to California and stayed in a lot of hotels along the way. This is the best hotel by far. I’ve stayed at even better than the Grand Hyatt in Denver. The rooms are immaculate, well decorated and super clean. The bar which is in the lobby is really really nice and bartended by a super personable bartender named Angel. So personable in fact, even if you’re not staying here come have a drink with Angel! Happy hour is half off draft beer and appetizers from 4 to 6 PM. Can’t say enough good things about this place. Oh! and the front desk staff were super nice.
Fairfield Inn & Suites Barstow Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch

Fairfield Inn & Suites Barstow

Barstow
Price per night from:AED 420
8.7/10
Very Good
CCJ WakefieldThe hotel is very nice. It’s only a year old. The rooms are spacious and nicely laid out and the lobby area has lots of comfy seating, including a nice fire pit area outside. The first issue we had was the extra charge for parking $29 per night. Secondly, when we arrived at breakfast with 15 minutes to go all the sausage and bacon had gone, we asked if they could make some more and they said no.
Home2 Suites by Hilton Big Bear Lake Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch

Home2 Suites by Hilton Big Bear Lake

Big Bear Lake
Price per night from:AED 628
8.6/10
Very Good
MMinasijilasiguojieClean, beautiful, breakfast included, and swimming pool. Elegant environment, large yard, typical resort hotel. Convenient location, good surrounding environment, Big Bear Lake and snow-capped mountains are very beautiful.
Best Western Big Bear Chateau Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch

Best Western Big Bear Chateau

Big Bear Lake
Price per night from:AED 415
8.4/10
Very Good
AAnonymous UserThe hotel has good service and a nice environment. The breakfast is quite satisfactory. The oatmeal porridge with nuts and dried fruits is very delicious. It may be due to differences in eating habits. If there are some green vegetables for breakfast, it will be more perfect!
Best Western Pine Tree Motel Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch

Best Western Pine Tree Motel

Chino
Price per night from:AED 349
7.6/10
Good
GGuest UserIt was friendly. Staff was great. Loved how clean room where. Very attentive staff. Would highly recommend.
Motel 6 Big Bear Lake, CA Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch

Motel 6 Big Bear Lake, CA

Big Bear Lake
Price per night from:AED 295
7.5/10
GGuest UserThe hotel is good, the breakfast is OK, and the price/performance ratio is good. Compared with other hotels in the area, this hotel is a bit old, but the service is still meticulous and serious.
7.3/10
GGuest UserOverall, this is a nice hotel to stop by in the way to Las Vegas. One disappointment is that my room didn't have hair dryer.
Super 8 by Wyndham Barstow Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch

Super 8 by Wyndham Barstow

Barstow
Price per night from:AED 169
6.7/10
SStevenThe room was just as expected. Towels were clean. Showerhead was excellent. Beds were perfect front desk was awesome. Maintenance was never called. Never needed. Breakfast was good little light, but good love the pancake maker I would recommend staying again.
Baymont by Wyndham Ontario Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch

Baymont by Wyndham Ontario

Ontario
Price per night from:AED 254
5.9/10
DDonniedon86A great find. Really clean and friendly service the location was great just off the I40
Motel 6 Needles, CA Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch

Motel 6 Needles, CA

Needles
Price per night from:AED 221
5.8/10
PPeterPlus: This is a good, clean, classic highway motel. Check-in went smoothly and the desk clerk was very pleasant. The room was comfortable, of good size. The bed was super-comfortable, so I had a good night's sleep! The hotel is in Victorville a small city in California's ”High Desert”, which is known as a way-point on the famous ”Route 66” which many decades ago was the major road connecting America's mid-west to its far west. Victorville is also the home town of Roy Rogers and Dale Evans who had a famous cowboy TV show long ago. Minus: Lots of highway noise. But the most negative thing about the motel is that it is impossible to contact the hotel itself by telephone to confirm issues such as late arrival. Booking companies deliberately hide the true contact information, redirecting customers to an overseas call center that knows nothing about the hotel and is heavily accented to the point that communication was virtually impossible. Although an internet search brings up a phone number from several different sources, that phone number is no longer for the hotel, and gets answered by someone who is clearly tired of telling people that the phone number is NOT for the motel. In the end a family member who lives in a nearby town had to stop by and talk to the front desk in person. To add further confusion, the hotel goes by various names: ”Hotel Avenida”, ”Quality Inn”, and ”Oyo Rooms”. (This last name appears to be the result of its recent acquisition by the notorious south Asian Hotel group. Sadly this probably means service degradation will follow) Good customer service is all about ”the people”. It is dependent on positive contact between a business's staff and customers. The policies of companies like Oyo that work to destroy human contact help ensure bad customer service.
Hotel Avenida Victorville I 15 Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch

Hotel Avenida Victorville I 15

Victorville
Price per night from:AED 191

Frequently asked questions

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Which hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch have free Wi-Fi?

Hotel internet access is especially important for independent travelers and business travelers. The Bungalows by Homestead Modern at the Joshua Tree Retreat Center (from AED 985) is a popular hotel with free Wi-Fi.

Which popular hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch have parking?

If you're planning a road trip to San Bernardino County and Crazy Horse Ranch, consider staying at The Bungalows by Homestead Modern at the Joshua Tree Retreat Center (from AED 985) and Mesa View Homestead - Cozy, 360 Views & Tranquility! 1 Bedroom Home by RedAwning (from AED 1,458) . These are popular hotels with parking lots.

What hotels are recommended near Crazy Horse Ranch?

If you're having trouble choosing a hotel, you might want to consider staying at The Bungalows by Homestead Modern at the Joshua Tree Retreat Center (from AED 985) and Mesa View Homestead - Cozy, 360 Views & Tranquility! 1 Bedroom Home by RedAwning (from AED 1,458) . These hotels are highly rated, so you should book early.

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San Bernardino County Hotels near Crazy Horse Ranch Information

Highest PriceAED 8,795
Lowest PriceAED 533
Number of Reviews136
Total Properties73
Weekday Avg. PriceAED 2,070
Weekend Avg. PriceAED 2,879