Dirt cheap lives up to the hype.
When we found it on the site for such a good price, I thought it was too good to be true. And I was right. The lack of cars in the parking lot should have been a red flag. The room was spacious enough, but the beds were hard. It was like trying to sleep on a slab of concrete. The coffee maker was about trashed. There were only 10 watchable channels on the TV, with no local channels at all. The free breakfast was a joke. The cereal was stale. The toaster didn't toast. And the fruit looked like they bought it two weeks ago.
And then, there's the ants. At the breakfast counter. In our room. In the hallway. EVERYWHERE!
I can assure you, I will NOT be staying there again.