Montañita Chill Out House

Chill out house a.k.a. we don’t give a damn house. The room is nothing like it appears on the internet. There are big holes in the walls and the roof. Main problem: the dirt! There is no clean spot in the whole room, the walls are covered with mould. The “wardrobe” is a nasty, dust covered shelf with sticky coat hangers. There is one towel for two people that looks like eight people have used it before to remove eye liner and make up. The red spots on the towel will feed your imagination. You won’t spent much time in the bathroom anyway because it’s super dirty. The next problem: animals! You don’t need to visit the national parks to find Ecuadors diverse variety of animals like giant bugs, flies, spiders and little worms even in the bed. Make sure to bring your partner or a friend to get the worms of your back without hurting them. The real nature experience will be in the morning when your body is covered in wings of supposedly flies after using the fan. Make sure you cover yourself in repellent and use the fan because there are no mosquito nets. Nonetheless you will wake up the next morning with lots of lumps all over your body. We are back packers and we were neither expecting the Ritz nor a Holiday Inn. The Chill Out House though exceeds everything we have seen so far. The price is way too high for what you will get. We payed 25$. Good things we can mention: Close to the beach and a little bit off the big bars. Late check out.