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August 19, 2023
Miracles don’t happen, you say 😏, then welcome to the Olimpos Beach Hotel in Kemer. What can you expect from a half-century-old hotel? 🤗 You can’t even guess! 😜 We had a family vacation in August 2023, arrived early in the morning, were at the hotel around six in the morning, checked in by 10 o’clock. Cozy reception, family room for an additional fee of $50. Two rooms, a spacious hallway with an armchair, a bathroom with a shower. Live in pleasure and enjoy! 🤣 Room on the second floor without windows,☝🏻 but with a balcony, tiny enough for standing, overlooking the patio, which couldn’t help but please, because... on the ground floor there are no balconies in the rooms at all, things are hung out to dry on the corridor, at the front door or on a bench.🤷🏼♀️ No, I’m a little disingenuous with the windows,😏they exist, small, narrow, not all of them open,🤦🏼♀️ screws screwed. And oooh miracle, there is a window, it opens, but oops😃 plywood covers almost the entire window🤣. The shower head is pouring and flooding the entire bathroom, it doesn’t matter, a band-aid will help ✌🏻 The air conditioner is located opposite the front door, there is none in the bedrooms, as well as a TV at the front door. Full amenities, enjoy and do not deny yourself anything ! Cleaning, changing towels, toilet paper, we never pay much attention to this.😉 But, folding dirty towels and putting them on the bed, passing them off as clean, is above all praise! All inclusive is great! About eating, I’ll say this 😇 you won’t die! Monotonous, meager menu. What is a queue😋 you’ll have to remember, especially if they brought out tuna or beef tongue!😍😛Beware of the bulky ladies, they’ll carry you away and not notice, so it’s better to move quickly, at least this advice was heard, with a simultaneous push in the back.🤨😜 Yes , and if you didn’t eat something today, tomorrow it will be seasoned, covered with onions😇 and served again, a little sour, but the taste and color😎 as they say... 🥴 Well, the program for complete comfort must correspond in everything ! Wash the apples, the hands won’t break off either, there’s no need to relax, we’ll wash them ourselves. Ahhh, I almost forgot, the croutons in the soup are puree, “very small”, they are served, you can spread butter, so 😝 who needs toast with tea or coffee, this is a good option!!!🥹 I won’t write anything about the bar, 🤓the assortment is “large” ", the bartenders are "cheerful and happy with life"!🙃 Beach,🤓 wonderful sea and a spoiled beach with sun loungers, in a word, sardines in a can. Otherwise, everything is great!👍 So, if you want an unforgettable vacation, this hotel is the BEST! This hotel will be remembered for the rest of your life - that's for sure! In addition to everything, the Internet is paid.🤘🏻 And yes, the new, attached building does not save the situation, a dining room, a bar and a beach.🫣 In principle, the owner and manager of this hotel is great.🥳 Why bother and invest in the restoration of the hotel, it will do and so, so to speak, there should be a highlight 😉, there are a lot of people, and who doesn’t know better, this will do. Does the location save the situation?, 🥴better the second or even the third line than this nightmare!🤦🏼♀️ Our quest is completed,✌🏻it’s your turn, fellow vacationers! 😎
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