Don't know where to start!! I booked an overnight room and here are just a few little issues... * Advertised as part of a complex with garden and balcony overlooking a pool.. well not for us! We got the end room facing the fence and 3 bins... The ”balcony” was a toilet cubicle sized gravel pit and most of that was taken up by the air-conditioning fan motor, an Ash tray and a rusty chair. * The room STUNK of sewerage, bathroom was caked up with gunk and the drains were rank. *The noise from the traffic was constant and all night *The blinds and curtains were filthy and did very little to block out the bright lights outside. * Every time our neighbours (5 surrounding rooms above and behind us) turned on a tap or had a shower it sounded like a thunderstorm the pipes rattled so bad. *specified twin share, only had a double bed. Ok no problem, I'm sure being a 4 star place they can accommodate.. NOPE. Receptionist in a ”couldn't care less” monotone voice, after saying no, half-heartedly offered to give me a mattress.. yep nah don't bother getting off your backside love. * and after a restless night of minimal sleep, all I needed was coffee and food... *the ”dining room” HAHA!! Was a tiny room that had been stripped, a big filthy table and chairs plonked in the middle and some benches with the packs of cereal, bread and cutlery. There was also a pancake machine that made pancakes that smelled like actual baby puke. The milk was warm and the condiments expired. ... and what of the coffee machine??? Broken.. of course it was.... Never ever again. I'm going home for a shower..
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