Guest User
September 21, 2023
If you have ever dreamed of experiencing section 8 housing while on vacation, this is the place for you. Upon arriving, you’ll be treated to the sweet aroma of skunk **** right at the front entrance along with 15-20 not so welcoming individuals indulging in the sweet leaf. If you make it through the plume of smoke without passing out, you will enter the hotel and then go through another door to a small room to the right where a front desk clerk sits behind, I’m assuming, bullet proof glass. No door man or bell hop here! You is in the hood! You will be buzzed into your main living quarters for your own safety. Like to party with strangers! They got that too. When you get up to your room floor, you will be greeted by open doors, loud music and partying. Upon entering your room Nothing says welcome like the sounds of dancing on your ceiling, not the Lionel Richie kind, from the residents above. No sleep tonight! That’s for sure! Like to live in filth! We’ve got good news for you. There are countless stains in the bathtub, sinks, floors, and cabinets. You will be delighted I hope you like eating with your hands. Even though this is advertised as an extended stay there are no plates, cups, utensils or cookware. Probably because they’ve all been stolen!!! It’s cave man style all the way. No need to worry about slipping on these rooms floors. You’re feet will be secured to the ground in at least a years worth of sticky filth. Want to bring a gift home to your furry friends! How about fleas?!?! They’ve got them too- jumping all over the bathtub. Your furry friends will be so appreciative of your gift as they scratch themselves silly when you return home. The $20 extra a night you would’ve paid to stay in a satisfactory hotel can now go to medicated shampoo for your fur babies. Are you a fan of America’s most wanted and ever dreamed about turning in a fugitive? Stay here and you just might knock this off your bucket list. In 2019, Greg Alyn Carlson who is on the FBI’s Most Wanted list was shot and killed at this gem of a hotel where he was staying. And last but not least. If you need one more visual to illustrate how screwed you are- there is a literal screw sitting in the middle of the bathroom floor! 🤩🤩🤩🤩 Then when you leave 10 minutes after checking in I hope you enjoy the energy it takes to try and get your money refunded. 2 failed attempts at the main property, credit card disputes and a corporate dispute. Plus, another hotel bill because there was no way in hell you were staying here. Shame on choice hotels. Worst experience I’ve ever had anywhere. You’ll be making a very "BAD choice" if you stay here. The only thing sweet about Woodspring suites is that you make it out of there unscathed.